Author Archives: DAK

I am 100% sure that you aren’t watching The Flintstones right now like I am.

White Trash Weekend I never went hunting as a kid. It wasn’t something my father or grandfathers were into, and therefore wasn’t something I was into, either. As variously reported, however, I was in the Boy Scouts (insert maniacal laughter … Continue reading →

Clever Girl It’s nice to know you’re missed. Owing to my unexplained absence, my Number One Fan composed a bit of verse in the depths of her despair: Dave, O Dave, where have you gone? Has ADG killed you and … Continue reading →

I’m back. Of course, I forgot to mention I was leaving. Actually, I think Blogger forgot to mention it and ate my post, instead. Anyway, I was in LA.

According to the information packet that came with my deodarant, I should also try Old Spice’s Cool Contact Refreshment Towels “because sometimes you sweat and can’t take a shower.” So, I should “get cool, clean and refreshed.” I’m pretty sure … Continue reading →

A short photo-essay on a recent morning in Palo Alto.

You know, that below post just serves as an example of what I’m talking about…which is why I’m trying to make it slowly disappear. But, still, as mentioned, it’s not something I would change about myself, so I’ll leave it … Continue reading →

As I trip up and down this mortal plane, I have discovered a few things about myself. They aren’t disturbing things, though those do crop up from time to time, they’re just things, for better or for worse. Most recently, … Continue reading →

radio ad snippet heard whilst driving nowhere: Have you or a loved one suffered a death from the following prescription medications…? sigh. Well, my loved ones are safe, but I’ve recently lost my life. Upon reincarnation, I intend to sue.

For various reasons, I never had a gamma, nana, gam-gam, or whatever else you people call your grandmothers (There’s an interesting poll, what do you call your grandma? Comment below). At any rate, this post has nothing to do with … Continue reading →