You know that thing where Twitter was cool and then it sucked and then Threads was cool and now it’s boring? I feel like that’s all trauma-bonding, because Threads is actually great and only seems boring because it lacks the drama of Twitter. But the drama of Twitter (oh. Sorry, I mean “X”) is the problem with it in the first place! And, more importantly, remember when we didn’t even have social media and we could instead be stressed out with meeting up with actual people and doing actual things??
This rant brought to you by angst.