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I have 64 messages in my inbox. *sigh*

So, Tim’s dead. I have nothing much to say about that, as I vacillate in my support of the death penalty. Of course, as a singular event (and pretending that I don’t know that he was put to death) I’m … Continue reading →

Yeah! On a rare trip to the market this evening (being that I prefer the anonymity and solitude of everyone’s favorite Webvan), I spied a father and daughter in the line next to me. All they had in their cart … Continue reading →

The words come thundering out of a greasy, dirty bartender like cannon shot, pounding over the disheveled near-corpse of a wasted barfly that looks about as confused as any man would who just woke up sitting straight up with a … Continue reading →

My highlighter says that it’s non-toxic; but, it sure does taste like it is.

As a design consultant, I spend a lot of time going to meetings in other companies’ buildings. In one such (HP) there is a uni-sex bathroom tucked on one side of the main lobby, in which resides a machine selling … Continue reading →

Son of a bitch!

Jish turned 30 today. Happy Birthday etc, etc. Tell us what it’s like on the other side…

So if gas is so plentiful, why is my 87 octane still $2.06 a gallon? I’ll tell you why: it’s just another conspiracy by the Man to bring me down. Well, and YOU, too, if you live near me…

How did I know when to get up this morning, you ask? Well, it wasn’t when my alarm went off, which normally would be the correct answer. Nor was it when my non-existent dog jumped up on the bed; or, … Continue reading →