Jive turkey

Daih' Dave,

Thank yo' ass real damn much 4 yo' applicashun an' yo' interest in Frog! Da bomb!

As we have seen, yo' ass have some lot o' qualificashuns an' fly skills but unfortunate-like, at dis moment we caint offa' yo' ass some posishun.

We wish yo' ass all da best 4 yo' puh'sonal an' professional future!

Regards,
S. Schmid, dig dis:-)

Turn your own e-mail rejection letters (or whatever) into jive, instantly. Let your friends never doubt that you are indeed, keeping it real.

(link via Crob who has no page and is powerless to stop me)