7:30 and still at work, what’s up with that?

You know, before my dreams were crushed by my obvious physical deformities, I thought I’d grow up to be an astronaut. One can only imagine the times I’d probably be having even as we speak…

I can see me and Wedge right now, cruising through the solar-system, battling our universal enemies. ‘Course, it wouldn’t be much different from Beggar’s Canyon back home, but the prestige would still be there. And, that’s really what it’s all about, isn’t it? That, and the latent sexual tension I have with the girl I didn’t know was my sister. But, when that little wrinkly gnome finally does let me in on the family joke, I would suddenly lose all interest in her and try to set her up with my best friend. Man, I tell you, good times, good times…

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