So I was all, “Yo China, thousand pardons and stuff about the whole bumper-planes dealie. Be a bud and ship my shit back post haste, yo.”

And there all, “Apology accepted, white-devils, here are your undereducated, lazy American workers.”

So, I’m like, “Yo China, about that ‘sorry’? Sike!!!”

-George Bush

Gotta love the third grade school-yard politcs…