It’s raining here in the City of Angles; which means, undoubtedly, that Storm Watch 2005 is in full effect. It’s largely known across the nation that we, the Chosen, here in SoCal are given the gifts of Amazing Weather, Idyllic Environment, and Food Diversity as homage for our incredible worth to humankind. You have to take the good with the bad, though (at least some of the time), and for us that means that when it rains, all holy hell breaks loose. It’s as close to Armageddon as any of you will ever see in your lifetimes, I assure you.

I mean, have you seen what happens to gabardine when it gets wet?!