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> To: Dave
Subject: [SPAM] RE: Mech Engr Handbook
MailMarshal Rule: Inbound Messages : Block Unacceptable Language
Script Porn and Racism Triggered in Body
Expression: bitch Triggered 1 times weighting 5
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Note to self: never write the phrase, “My dog Chuck, and his bitch Cecilia, had 4 beautiful puppies this afternoon. I’m so happy!”