in stacatto sing-song voice:
Where. In the World. Is. David Kleem-diego?

Two guesses where I am right now. Actually, only one quess if you’re a faithful reader (note to self: actually get faithful readers before challenging fan base).

Also, I will be in the place that I am that you probably don’t know for some 4 weeks. If I don’t learn Chinese (a clue!) by then, I will consider it a personal failure. Xie xie.