I just saw the worst Naomi Watts movie in the world (not an exaggeration). Down features killer elevators controlled by “bio-chips”, that have become sentient and begun to wreak revenge for, ummm, for, uhh… well, they just start killing people, OK? And no one but a sexy young rag reporter and a brave ex-Marine elevator mechanic can save the city from the horrible onslaught.

With a surface-to-air missile.

That the NYPD brought in to the building for no discernible reason.

And then left in a corner unguarded.

10 out of 10 thumbs up!