In joyous news, there’s something that I received that could really turn my life around. I’m so excited:
Subject: urgent attention
FROM THE DESK OF OBAYEMI NDUKA,
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA-UBA,
ALTRENATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS: firstname.lastname@example.org
IN ORDER TO TRANSFER OUT (USD 26 MILLION DOLLARS) FROM OUR BANK. I HAVE
THE COURAGE TO ASK YOU TO LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO
WILL BE CAPABLE FOR THIS IMPORTANT BUSINESS BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL
LET ME DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN FUTURE.
I think it’s quite obvious that my ship is about to come in.