Author Archives: DAK

Two years and a day ago, for no particular reason: Mailmen(women/persons) must love traffic. They’re in the worst kind of self-imposed stop-n-go every single day, and don�t seem to mind a whit. I imagine that when they go to concerts, … Continue reading →

I’m off to Encino this afternoon. Which means, you know, PARTY! cough cough

So obviously I’ve been messing around a bit here. I have vague plans for a complete design overhaul, move over to MT, and possible switching of hosts… but that seems a bit daunting at the moment. To tell you the … Continue reading →

I’ve not been taking advantage enough of the cathartic quality of blogging, as of late. So here we go: annnnd RELEASE! much better. I don’t have a great memory, or wait, yes I do, but not for some things. For … Continue reading →

Sorry about the lack of posting as of late (isn’t that the first thing you’re not supposed to do according to the Rules of Blogging©… apologize for not?). I’ve been going through some stuff as of late, and am not … Continue reading →

There’s a sign above the El Pollo Loco advertising their latest deal. The verbatim re-creation is: Whole Chicken $7.99!That’s like getting a whole chicken for less than $8! Well, duh…

Update First of all, I’ve been an incredible flake. Kind people have been sending me license plates for the plates section, and I haven’t been updating. Clearly, I need more Niacin in my diet. Niacin being the vitamin you take … Continue reading →

To the anonymous caller who I kept hanging up on: No, I am not, nor have I ever been, interested in changing my long-distance telephone service. No, not even for a free gift.

By the way, where are all those Weapons of Mass Destruction™ I used to hear so much about?

As the Terror Alert Level is again raised to orange, it’s second-highest level, by the Federal Government, local officials are on the news are telling Los Angelenos to simply go about their daily lives. They then prop the L.A. Chief … Continue reading →