Author Archives: DAK

Noah’s Bagels is celebrating Valentine’s Day in a grand way with their Valentine’s Bagel Box. For only $14.99, you get one dozen heart shaped bagels and two shmears, delivered in a standard long-stemmed roses box. In a a long-stemmed roses … Continue reading →

Dude, you’re going to jail! In a surprise to no one event, the ubiquitous Dell dude, Ben Curtis, was arrested for marijuana possession in New York over the weekend. The advertising industry will never be the same. And you know … Continue reading →

I’m not in Vegas, but my friends are. But I’d like to be. A lot. ring ring…Two Knuckles: So do you want me to put anything on black for you?Dave: Yeah, $50.Two Knuckles:No problem.Dave: On a related note, can I … Continue reading →

Did I tell you that I went to a Buddhist thing (service? experience? meditation?) the other day? Well, I did. I think I may jump on the Richard Gere bandwagon. The Buddhist bandwagon, not the rumored gerbil one. Although… (kidding!) … Continue reading →

Sigh AMR, a Portland company, has come out with a new supersized ambulance to meet the needs of obese patients in need of emergency care. They had to build a whole new ambulance. A whole new ambulance with a gurney … Continue reading →

The Lakers have finally reached 500 this season; which, as I’m sure you know, means that they’ve now won as many games as they’ve lost… or in light of this season, lost as many games as they’ve won. This shouldn’t … Continue reading →

Ah raspberries…

Everyone I’ve had contact with today is having a bad day, including myself. Granted, every day is at least marginally bad for the perpetually unemployed, but I wasn’t expecting reciprocal feelings from my friends and loved ones. I don’t know … Continue reading →

You know what I love (where by “love” I mean “hate completely and with passion”)? When a recruiter, or HR representative, calls you in response to receiving you resume; you answer a few questions, give them some more detailed background … Continue reading →

Reader Opinion Poll If, after dating someone for a long time, you break-up, was it all a waste of time? Meaning, presumably, that you could have spent that same time finding and developing a relationship with someone you wouldn’t break … Continue reading →