Author Archives: DAK

On Second Thought while driving… Her: What do those signs mean “Litter pick-up sponsored by so-and-so? Me: In California, companies often “adopt” a section of the freeway and pick up the garbage. It’s kind of a publicity/community-service thing… Her: Oh! … Continue reading →

Ahoy-hoy I’m back. Though everything wasn’t exactly as I remember it, enough was to make me miss it all the more: – Sure, there’s no decent place to get a burrito in IV anymore, even if Freebirds finally got their … Continue reading →

I’m off to take a voluntary vacation from my involuntary unemployment-induced one. I’ll miss you, but will do absolutely nothing to alleviate those feelings in the form of blog-posts. You can, however, all expect to receive postcards. Happy Independence Day, … Continue reading →

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Aaron Brothers 1¢ Frame Sale – A breakdown: Cost of one theoretical frame: $19.99 Cost of a second frame at equal or lesser value: 1¢ TOTAL: $20.00 Adjusted cost per frame (20.00/2): $10.00 Assuming 60% margin, REAL cost of frame: … Continue reading →

New Personal Best Through sheer force of will, I was able, without the help of performance-enhancing drugs, to consecutively watch 2 minutes, 47 seconds of Jerry Springer.

Well, I’ve been a horrible, horrible flake on this, and I hope you don’t hold it against me. Better late then never, right? So, without further ado, I have made a major update to the plates section. Check it out…

Testosterone falling! For reasons that are frankly none of your damn business, I went to JoAnn Fabrics this afternoon. My masculinity, my friends, was sorely tested. Of course, if you know me at all, you know that an abundance of … Continue reading →

Toreador, en garde… Toreador! Toreador! At the last moment and not great expense, I went to see Carmen at the San Francisco Opera last night. It was three hours and forty-five minutes long very good. Arriving just in the nick … Continue reading →

Some of the promised Yosemite pics