Author Archives: DAK

oooooohhhhhhh, so that’s it! In reference to my earlier post about strange guys sitting in their cars for no apparent reason, it turns out that there actually is a reason: “They’re cruising each other for gay sex. No, seriously. It’s … Continue reading →

I have a high tolerance for pain. This is not false bravado or manly chest-thumping. OK, it is a little bit, but I really do, I’ve been told so by doctors as they’ve wrenched my various broken limbs back into … Continue reading →

I just came back from playing basketball, and I was listlessly flipping channels as I let my muscles stop singing. I stopped momentarily on Access Hollywood where they were heralding the genius of Josie and the Pussycats, mainly because it’s … Continue reading →

Flipping around the dial (do the younger generations even really know what we mean by “dial”?) the other day, I stopped momentarily on Comedy Central where a somewhat entertaining movie, The Road to Wellville was showing. I only stayed with … Continue reading →

Damn I’m popular. Jeff wrote me an awesome e-mail about stuff. You are all, of course, insanely jealous. Here’s a snippet: Signs in the cemetery read “Mark Twain —->” and point the path to the grave. It’s amusing, probably only … Continue reading →

Below is a rad e-mail I got from one of my countless fans: Hey,I was thinking that your pix make you look feckless and dissolute – like Robert Downey, Jr., just before the fingerprints get rolled. feck�less (fkls)1. Lacking purpose … Continue reading →

I live and work in the Silicon Valley where the nerd-to-woman ratio is 7-to-1. Maybe that explains why, when walking down the street, I see an inordinate amount of guys just sitting in their cars; not eating, not reading, not … Continue reading →

I’ve added a few more Other Blogs [links] in hopes of soliciting some more reciprocal hits. I’m. Such. A. Whore.

        hmmm…       Thanks to Meg for the picture…err, the one on the right.

Excerpt from a hilarious post over at druzblog: “It’s too bad that the same treats aren’t a universally effective persuasion tool for any animal whether cats, dogs, horses, or people. How simple life would be.” Check it out for full … Continue reading →