Below is a rad e-mail I got from one of my countless fans:

Hey,
I was thinking that your pix make you look feckless and dissolute – like Robert Downey, Jr., just before the fingerprints get rolled.

feck�less (fkls)
1. Lacking purpose or vitality; feeble or ineffective.
2. Careless and irresponsible.

dis�so�lute (ds-lt)
1. Lacking moral restraint; indulging in sensual pleasures or vices.
2. Loosed from restraint; esp., loose in morals and conduct; recklessly abandoned to sensual pleasures; profligate; wanton; lewd; debauched.

Yeah…that seems about right.