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I return. Or rather I have returned. Pictures to be posted shortly. Best Picture that I Won’t Post on Account of I Didn’t Have my Camera with Me At the Time: The man going through the Burger King Drive-thru… on a … Continue reading →

I’m off to Yosemite for the weekend. Should I be eaten by bears, I hereby bequeath my blog to you.

I’ve been accused recently (and rightly) of divulging nothing remotely personal on this website. This, I posit, is at least partially true, and due largely no doubt to this blog being a victim of it’s own success. Friends read it, … Continue reading →

I’ve been laying carpet. That’s not a euphemism, I mean that literally. Yesterday was an all day effort of laying carpet in ADG’s new-to-her apartment. The day before was finding said carpet. My back hurts. Little Girl in Home Depot: … Continue reading →

Me: Everyone’s unique… ADG: Yeah, Dave…especially you. PS while quickly writing this post, I had a Doogie Howser-ian moment of typing a little bit, looking up into the empty space roughly three feet above my computer monitor, and then typing … Continue reading →

Weekends are good…even when you’re unemployed and every day is Saturday.

The future is now, man! Sushi has for years been famous in Japan. The delicate taste of fresh fish is deliciously enhanced when served with a simple looking rice ball. The preparation of this ball however requires a subtle skill … Continue reading →

scene opens: an olden tyme town square. A man on his knees is crying uncontrollably near the stone fountain in the center of the square. A priest walks up towards him… Lamenter: Nooooo! What a world! What a world! Priest: … Continue reading →

3-Peat

Sage research and conclusions from a friend of mine: FYI: By methodical testing, I have determined that Taco Bell is the cause of all intestinal problems that one may have. Also, My cat’s breath smells like cat food (via team … Continue reading →