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1 out of the 3 things mentioned yesterday didn’t happen today because I feel like I’m coming down with something… again. This is particularly strange, as I’ve been taking vitamins like mad for weeks now. On par, in fact, with … Continue reading →

It’s pretty safe to say that I rushed home tonight. Not because I had the phone number of a hot girl I met Friday night and I wanted to call, though that is true.Not because I was excited about going … Continue reading →

Generally speaking, I don’t long for food. Eating, for the most part, has mostly been a means of getting fuel into my talking hole so that I won’t die. I’m not one to savor every bite and wax poetic on … Continue reading →

For a while now I’ve been thinking of completing my pre-mid-life crisis and getting a motorcycle (hi Mom!). Not only would it instantly make me bad-ass (if what TV has taught me is true), but it would also make my … Continue reading →

The thing about living without heat, or hot water, or gas to cook with is that everything is cold. The air is cold, the floor is cold, the showers are really cold, and the food I’ve been eating is cold. … Continue reading →

The thing about President’s Day for The Unfortunate working masses like me, is that there’s no traffic in the morning. That’s about it. Rolled in to Hollywood before even the tranny’s were up and about, which is pretty early. They … Continue reading →

A fire update Oh, you thought because it’s been nearly 4 months since the fire that everything was back to normal by now? You considered, reasonably to yourself, that if it takes about 6 months to build a complete home … Continue reading →

Last night, my friend Jules sponsored another event at James Beach… which basically means that she picks and chooses amongst her copious friends and corrals them all into one place. Luckily, I’ve made the cut the last few times. It … Continue reading →

While, talking to my friend on the phone she says, “Woah, a bad accident… I gotta look around.” sigh

Hey, do you want to go miniature golfing Wednesday night?” … Ummm, Dave? … Dave? Are you there? Do you want to go miniature golfing? hellz yeah What did you say? I said, fuck YES I want to go miniature … Continue reading →