Saddam Hussein Challenges Bush to Debate
Well that’s a grammatical train-wreck waiting to happen.
Saddam: You crazy American Levi-Pepsi pig-dog. Why you want to hurt Saddie-baby?
Bush: Say-dem, your axis of evil will be dealt with extreme eradicatiousness.
By the way, for you continuing new visitors, come for the see-thru panties but stay for the freak-show.
For the most part, I don’t use my land-line at all, and instead defer to the cell. The reason I even have it is because, err, you’re supposed to… or something. For the most part, I just leave the ringer off, never answer it, and only use it to make outgoing calls (the cell service is horrible in a 50-yard radius around my apartment [wah-waaaah]). Now why do I leave the ringer off, you ask? Three words: telemarketers.
All day long, non-stop telemarketers call my home phone, getting intimate with my answering machine, and establishing life-long relationships with someone who never even appears to be home. Lately, because of teh recent phone interviews I’ve been having, I’ve left the phone on, lest a recruiter or Ed McMahon perchance to call. As of 2:00 today, I’ve gotten four calls; two of them recordings and two of them friendly people.
Sorry for hanging up on you, friendly people.
I know four calls is not too terribly many, but it’s still four I’d rather not get. Besides, the day is young, and the dinnering hour is still upon us. Should I get any more, they will get the same rapid-fire response they all get, “SorryIwouldn’tbeinterestedthanksbye *click*“
I’ve gotten a massive upswing in hits, lately, from those of you looking for japan see thru skirts. For what it’s worth, you can find what all I know about it here.
The fact that so many of you have come to my humble online home specifically looking for ‘look panties visible japan buy‘, goes to show that you are either as curious, or as perverted, as I am… yes you may take that in any number of ways.
Although one of the perks of doing phone interviews is that you don’t have to get dressed-up, I’m for some reason more confident if I put some pants on.
Whereas in my personal life, I couldn’t be more confident whilst dis-robed. *ba-dum-dum-CHING!*
For all none of you that are interested, the interview went very well. Unfortunately, it was really only a “pre-screening” after which I may or may not be invited to a “real” interview. I have high hopes, but this being a job I would actually want, I wish it could be a slight bit easier. Something along the lines of:
Me: Hi, I’m David Kleeman
Hiring Manager: David Kleeman? You’re hired! Here’s a million dollars.
Someday.
In other news, I have a phone interview tomorrow morning for another company I would actually want to work for; this one being located in Compton… which of course I totally belong in.
In the thousands of resumés and cover letters I’ve sent out, I end them all in largely the same way:
...I look forward to speaking with you soon, please find a copy of my resumé attached in Word format.
As if there were a question as to what format I might send my resumé in, other than “word”.
...I look forward to speaking with you soon, please find a copy of my resumé attached... in smoke-signal format.
Oh, and by the way, I have an interview tomorrow.
And at least one (possibly two, depending on scheduling) on Friday.
Also, apropos of nothing, these are some of the recent search terms used to find floorpe.net:
.: first second third fourth bases kissing – ummm, fourth base?
.: garbage fetish – well that’s understandable… I mean, err, never mind
.: i’m really surprised you haven’t called – I did call!
.: porn pig knuckles – yeah… porn
Propagating a Meme
There’s an interesting development making the rounds:
"What you see are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan"
They frankly look Photoshopped to me… and probably to you, too, you technology-savvy viewers you.
Besides, if they were real, why wouldn’t they use some better looking panties… and for that matter, some better asses?
