Who in the what now?
Dear David Kleeman,
Congratulations! You've been selected for inclusion in the forthcoming 2003-2004 edition of America's Registry of Outstanding Professionals.
Designed as a networking source for the Who's Who of worldwide decision makers, as well as your peers and colleagues, this unique volume recognizes those professional men and women who have achieved outstanding success in their respective fields of endeavor...
Wow, I must be the best unemployed guy in the business.