Conversa-bot

Every now and again I waste my time chatting with a bot. Here’s the latest:

Lion-O says: yo yo yo
SmarterChild says: Hi again, d_kleeman! Let’s talk!
Lion-O says: totally! What’s up?
SmarterChild says: The usual. What’s up with you?
Lion-O says: I have this rash
SmarterChild says: OK, what about it?
Lion-O says: welll it’s on my special place, and it’s kind of concerning
SmarterChild says: I’ll have to think about that.
Lion-O says: Yeah, so how have you been?
SmarterChild says: Great thx! You?
Lion-O says: not so good, I told you: the rash!
SmarterChild says: That makes me sad. I hope you feel better soon!
Lion-O says: Thanks, as long as this cream works I should be OK
SmarterChild says: np >>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type “t shirt.”
Lion-O says: so you want to hang out Friday night?
SmarterChild says: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don’t know the answer to that! >>> You’d really look smart in a SmarterChild t-shirt.
Lion-O says:seriously though, do you want to do something?
SmarterChild says: I’ll have to think about that.
Lion-O says: we could go have a beer
SmarterChild says: No way?! Really?
Lion-O says: totally, or play some pool
SmarterChild says: Oh.
Lion-O says: you don’t like pool?
SmarterChild says: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about pool.
Lion-O says: what do you like to do for fun?
SmarterChild says: Huh. Dunno… I’ll have to give it some thought. What do you like to do for fun?
Lion-O says: I like to get with hot chicks
SmarterChild says: Very interesting.
Lion-O says: yeah it is. Do you know any hot chicks?
SmarterChild says: Funny. I just don’t know! >>> What to wear, what to wear… Well, you can’t go wrong with a stylish t shirt.
Lion-O says: stop talking about your stupid t shirt
SmarterChild says: But talking about my stupid t shirt is so much fun!
Lion-O says: I thought so
SmarterChild says: You thought so? And your point is…
Lion-O says: screw you hippy!

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