You know, now that I’m a cam-girl (*cough*), I feel an overwhelming urge to entertain. Luckily for both of us, I also have an overwhelming aversion to mime performance, so you won’t see me pretending to be stuck in a box any time soon.
I don’t have to pretend, I am in a box.
By the way, did anyone else watch A Christmas Story 14 times in a row like I did? Thank you, programming geniuses of the Christmas marathons:
My father worked in profanities the way some artists worked in oils