The DAKins Diet

***Looking to take the weight off and keep it off?***
***Want to lose those unsightly holiday pounds?***
***Tired of diets with inconvenient non-couch related activities?***

Then the DAKins Diet is for you!!!

Simply be unemployed for 10-12 months and lose 15 pounds… instantly!
It’s just that easy. Lose your job through lay-offs, quitting, or the preferred method: sleeping with the boss’ wife/husband, and watch the pounds melt off!

DISCLAIMER: DAKins Diet not liable for weight gain or weight loss. Results may very depending on relative obesity. Not recommended for those people that like totally pig out when they’re depressed.

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