Dorf on Gol… I mean: SPAM on SPAM

From: Spammy Spammerton@SpamSpam.Spam
To: chosen few
Subject: Live and Work Like a RockStar

The hardest part of your job will be taking checks to your bank and depositing them and I’ve even made that easier.

You’ve probably heard stories about people making whopping huge money online, but you thought they were the big corporate execs, famous programmers, or boy-geniuses. That’s the furthest from the truth as you can get! It’s people like you and me that are making the real money. Yep, people like YOU AND ME!

I can make you $3,000 to $5,000 a week without leaving your home, in your spare time, with my plan called “Mailbox Money” and you can achieve complete financial freedom by learning the most profitable marketing technique ever created – it’s called bulk email, or SPAM. All you have to do is convince ONE PERSON OUT OF A THOUSAND to buy your stuff and you’re FILTHY RICH. insert questionable mathematics

I’m going to ask you four simple questions. If you answer YES to all of them, then I can almost promise that you will make at least $100,000 using bulk email this year:
Do you have basic experience with the web?
Do you have a computer and an Internet connection?
Do you have a few hours each day of free time?
Do you want to earn some extra money with an eye towards complete financial freedom?

If you answer YES to these questions, you could be making $5,000 – $20,000 per week working from your home. Here’s the deal. You give me $19.99. I give you ALL THE TOOLS YOU NEED to become a successful, high profit email bulk emailer! etc, etc, send me your money now, SUCKA! Despite the fact that this come-on is a thinly-veiled example of exactly what you are spamming about

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