Dear Applicant:

Thank you for the interest you have shown in employment with Precision Dynamics. Your experience and achievements are quite impressive; however, your qualifications do not meet our current requirements. We will keep your application/resume active for 60 days after the date it was received for future consideration.

Again, thanks you for your interest in Precision Dynamics and we wish you success in your future career endeavors.

Human Resources

HA! That kind of rejection always cracks me up. So many sincere personal touches to solace me with.