It’s hot today, so a Slurpee seemed in order. So, off to 7-Eleven I went, to create a masterpiece of frozen-ish Coke and Wild Cherry. I love 7-11 as much as the next guy, no doubt, but does this ever happen to you?

Dude #1: Hey bro, you know what I’m in the mood for?
Dude #2: What’s that, brah?
D1: A little taste of The Orient, ba-BEE!
D2: You mean a little delight from The Far East?
D1: You know it, boy-EEE!
D2: I know just the place…

Seriously, who buys sushi from 7-Eleven?