Wax On, Wax Off

click, click, wirrrr “Crap!”

stomp stomp stomp, vroooom, screech, cables cables, vrooom…. “OK, cross my fingers…”

click click, VROOOM “Sweet!”

cables cables, vroom, stomp, stomp “Better try that again, just to make sure…”

click click, wirrrrr … “Sonofa…” click … “Grrrr…”

pop, torque torque, lug, lug, vrooom “One battery, please.”

vrooooom, lug, lug, torque torque “OK, deep breath and…”

click vrrOOOOOM “Whew! Hmmm, and again…” click vrrOOOOOM “Good, well, while I’m at it…”

torque, torque, drain drain, oil oil pour “OK! Hmmm, damn my truck is dirty…”

wash, wash, wash “Hmmm, she let me use her car all day, so…”

wash, wash, wash “well, hell…”

wax, wax, wax “crap, might as well…”

wax, wax…pant, pant…wax…collapse “…”

One battery with replaced terminals, one oil change, two car washes, two car waxes, and no food all day later, I have absolutely nothing witty or creative to say.

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