So if my estimation of the reading public is correct, you are all 14-17 year old girls who work at The Gap or Hot Dog on a Stick. As such, you know a few things about being employed that I obviously have no idea about, being a laid-off loser.
To wit: I’m in the process of revising my resume (’cause what I’m doin’ ain’t working) and would like your opinion on length. Ol’ skool knowledge says one page is the norm, though lately multi-page is getting to be more accepted. I’m having trouble culling down what I have to less than a page and a half…so the question to you is: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll™ center of a Tootsie Pop™?