Honesty is the best policy
I have this creedo: always try and be open and honest at all times about what you’re feeling about a situation with those people you care about.
I have this behaviour: make a lot of jokes and be witty and sarcastic often
You’ve mixed acids and bases? oil and water? know the story of the Boy Who Cried Wolf? The incredulity I get, sometimes, at my refreshingly factual account of myself is reminiscent of each of those aforementioned things. I find this interesting.
Also, eric describes putting another man’s urine in his pocket. So there’s that…