US Indicts Tyson Foods for Alien Smuggling
Bleh. I started to go for the easy joke and write a fake article that made a play with the word “aliens” by replacing phrases like “Justice Department” with “Justice League” and “INS” with “MIB”… but then I realized I was a dork and aborted.
Of a more disturbing nature is the e-mail I just got from buy.com entitled:
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