You can always tell who’s single at the market in a couple of ways:

– they’re alone

– they buy oranges by one’s and two’s [internal dialogue: hey, I buy one or two oranges at a time. That way, I can be sure that I’ll eat them before they go bad, see? I mean, when it’s just you, you have to think about how much you can eat before…wait a minute…oh hell]

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