There is finally an answer to all your questions about me. I am apparently:
Conclusion: Quite how you can be both trendy and alternative at the same time it’s difficult to see, but, if the test is actually working properly (hah!), then you may be one of those popular kinds of people who pretend to be stupid just so they can cope with the inanity of their peers.
I always knew I gave it 110%, and now I have the test results to prove it.