“Didn’t you just come back from vacation?” you say. Yes… yes I did.
Don’t judge me too harshly, though, as this is only the second or third time I’ve ever had a “real” vacation. Plus, my friend’s family lives there, and he invited me, see, and, uh, I’ve never been, so… plus, it’s only for a week, and uh… hmmmm.
I’m going to Hawaii.
I expect to be lei-ed by Wednesday afternoon…