This is how you know that one of your best friends, an attractive girl (space space) friend of yours whom you’ve known for over 10 years is, and always shall be, your good friend. She says the following sentence to you while on the phone, driving to the movies:

“I was talking to my gay friends last night. I’ve never done this, but has one of your girlfriends ever licked your taint? Do you know what a taint is?”

And I’ll tell you, my friends, I have a lot to say on the subject.

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