I’ll be posting pics and tales of my trip as my friends and I consolidate pictures. More importantly, this was taped to my door when I got home, lovingly recreated here for you:
To all residents,
**Stolen brand new bicycle.**
The suspect will be able to read this too but because of the
age of the person, we can’t discuss this more.
Please keep your eyes on your stuff and suspicious looking
The police have been notified, a crime report generated, and
the name of the suspect given.
To the person whom stole the bike, return the bike where
you stole it and we will not prosecute. If you do not return
this bike, and waste more of our time, then we will be in
court, and we will ask that the book be thrown at you.
I wish I was a suspicious looking