Hello and welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?

Yes, I’d like a number 3 with a Coke, please.

Will that be all for you?

…I’d also like a better paying job, peace on earth, good will towards men, eternal happiness, love, and a new car.

That’ll be $3.41 at the first window. Thank you.

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