Following one of Ern’s links to the story that Obi-Wan may have been using the Force on Yoda (right? right? wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more [sorry, I’m just trying to continue the string of Ba-dum-dum-CHING {sound it out} jokes]), I stopped and wondered why none of the news agencies that I click through daily seem to be reporting this kind of stuff.

Turns out there’s this whole “gay movement” going on and they’ve got their own “gay news” (please, please, please be getting the good-natured sarcasm). At any rate, while browsing around for more “gay topics” (man, that’s the joke that just keeps giving), I stumbled upon an article about Dr. Laura being cancelled. Awesome. (yeah, I know it was two weeks ago). I can’t tell you how stoked I am about that, as I consider her the devil incarnate…and not the cool devil, that all the kids are hanging out with these days, but the really bad devil that lays Hitler eggs and spits Ebola virus.

I can remember the last time I listened to her in earnest was the show she’s now most famous for where she called homosexuality “deviant”. I recall having my mouth drop open in amazement and little thunder clouds of angry form over my head. Being heterosexual, in this case, doesn’t preclude me from recognizing when someone is: Just. A. Stupid. Jerk.