Two things in Dave’s News of the World today:
The USPS is thinking of giving the hook to Saturday delivery! What’s up with that?! The 34 cents I give them isn’t enough to fly my mom’s meatloaf recipe to friends in Florida?
I can hear the Postmaster General whining now, “But jet fuel is so expensive!” Oh boo-hoo! Here’s two bits and a dime. Now, take this Lowrider Magazine subscription card and slog your ass through the snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night, and you can keep the extra penny to get yourself something nice.
In other news, Kmart’s Blue Light Special is back.