For a Short Time Only: A Two-Part Nonsensical Post! Tell your friends!

: What does it say about a person when your friends fish a length of copper pipe out of the trash to save for you?

: Things on my desk at home:

– an electronic stapler
– a self-made sundial
– a new pen
– a model of a human skull with a removable “head lid”, under which I have placed a Post-It note with “Hi…” written on it. Expressly because in the unlikely event that someone opens said skull, I would like that they were then properly greeted.
– a box of Girl Scout cookies: Samoas
– a sketch of a thingy I’d like to build that I thought of last night
– a list of ideas for a friend’s birthday present that will probably never come to fruition
– this thing
– requisite lamp, computer, and cup-o-pens
– one half-empty cup of chi