Overheard from the two guys playing in the court next to me while I was out shooting baskets:

Guy 1: (shooting) Man, I saw Xena for the first time last night…
Guy 2: (rebounds, puts up a layup) Oh yeah?
Guy 1: (dribbles out to top of the key) She kicks ass!
Guy 2: (guarding) Yeah she does…
Guy 1: (drives the lane) AI-YI–YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!!!