Paying my bills last night, something occurred to me:
Although most of my monthly tithe offerings are now electronic transactions, I still have a few old skool credit cards, car insurance, and utilities bills that I have to write checks for and send in via snail-mail. Licking the envelope to my cell phone bill it struck me as odd that we’ll lick anything that comes in the mail, but if a grape hits the floor it goes straight in the trash! If you’re like me (and you’re probably not), you just instantly thought of a great way to kill your enemies. So, be forewarned Moriarty, if you get an envelope that says, “You may already be a winner” and you see a smiling representation of me on it, you’d better think twice before sending in for that Soldier of Fortune subscription.