Things I wish I’d done by now but haven’t yet, First in an unlikely Series:
– jumped out of an airplane
– learned to fly said airplane, but probably on seperate occasions
– written the Great American Novel
– wrested control of a small country. sold it for scrap, and then blown the money on Lottery tickets
– been an astronaut
– achieved the Russian dream, which is a lot like the American dream, but with fewer McDonalds’
– saved a Life