I think it’s important for you to know that it is my birthday tomorrow. I will be 32. I’m not asking you to get me a gift or anything, that would be rude. I’m also not going to remind you about my house burning down, the 4 times my car got rear-ended recently, or my ex-girfriend getting engaged.

I mean, really, those things have nothing to do with my birthday, right?

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