Haley Joel Osment flipped his car, blah blah blah. Seems to be fine, hooray; but what about this article doesn’t seem right for the star of The Sixth Sense?

LA CANADA FLINTRIDGE, Calif. – Actor Haley Joel Osment was hospitalized early Thursday after he apparently lost control of his car while heading to his Los Angeles area home, authorities said.

Osment, who was nominated for an Academy Award for his role as a boy who could see dead people in “The Sixth Sense,” was driving a 1995 Saturn about 1 a.m. when the car collided with a brick pillar and flipped, said Los Angeles County sheriff’s Lt. Greg Sisneros…

Now, look, I’m no Hollywood big shot or anything, so maybe I’m just not in the know. Maybe “1995 Saturn” is some multi-million dollar custom-made ride that I’m not down with.

Or maybe Mr. I See Dead People drives a 1995 Saturn!