Now it’s just getting funny

This weekend, I was helping a friend of mine working on his kitchen remodel (that seemingly being one of the things I do in my spare time for fun). I’m paid in pizza for my semi-skilled labor, and my friend’s wife was gracious enough to go pick it up. I had parked in their driveway and had blocked everyone in, so I said eagerly, “Take my car!”

And then 5 minutes later she called to say how she’d just been rear-ended by a Mercedes.

If that is unremarkable to you, you may consider reading this post from less than three weeks ago.