“Where has Dave been?” you find yourself not asking yourself outloud. Following up on your non-concern, you completely fail to send Dave an inquisitive e-mail asking his whereabouts. Not caring whether he is alive or dead, you continue about your daily routine of not thinking about Dave and instead concentrate on actively not remembering anything about floorpie.net.
Coincidentally, he updates with the following:
To my many legions of fans:
Sorry for the absence; I’ve been planning, implementing, and participating in this. I know you missed me terribly, I’ll try not to be too busy for you in the future!
You yawn to yourself, completely unimpressed.