Narcissism

Based on a hit in my referral logs, I went and found out that I am:

.: 8th on Google for “David Kleeman”
.: 1st for “Dave Kleeman”
.: Referenced 1st through 3rd for “Panelo Jack” AND found that the 4th hit is a post someone stole from me over three years ago. It’s my first confirmed instance of being a victim of plagiarism. Clearly, I’m pretty stoked… though it shows I haven’t been worth emulating for a long, long time.

And finally (drumroll please)I am Number 1 for:

.: “Japan, see-thru skirts”

Thank you! Thank you very much! I’d like to thank the members of the academy, mom, the letter q, and all the little people I stepped on to get here! We finally did it, baby!