This morning, after taking a shower, I was walking around my apartment in a towel. Before I got dressed, I wandered into the kitchen and cleaned the few dishes I had left in the sink to soak over night. I got my hands wet in the process, and instead of wiping my hands on the towel I was wearing, I turned and walked the few steps to where the dish rag hangs from the refrigerator.

This struck me odd.

Because I was already wearing a towel, you see.

That I could dry my hands on if I wanted to.

Or even the dishes.

>Or whatever else I might have around that had just been moistened.

Are you for scuba?