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Harrods Department Store owner Mohammed al-Fayed looks down at a Piaget 18 carat white gold and diamond necklace priced down to $32,760, from $68,432, worn by singer Christina Aguilera during a tour of the Harrods store in London, Monday June 28, 2004.

Uh-huh. Remind me to use that excuse in the future.