I was starving this morning and gave in to temptation by getting some Pop-Tarts out of the vending machine. Frosted Strawberry. I ate them straight out of the package, of course… which got me thinking: I’m fairly sure that I’ve never eaten a Pop-Tart toasted. In fact, I would venture that no one, save the kids on the commercials, has.

No, there was no point or humorous insight in there somehwere that you missed.